Friday, July 21, 2006

Really Annoying Warthogs!! (RAW)

How dare they block blogs?
Democracy has never, indeed, been reality. It has been a way for some people who, by ways straight or winding, get themselves support, and start a well shielded reign of prosperity-of course you don't get any of their loot. So you sit in front of your grubby old monitor drinking cheap coffee while you type out your nonsense, and they sit in bulletproof cars and chalk out ways of bugging you!!
So, the latest from the successful men. First reservations, and now censored blogs.
Of course blogging is a monstrous waste of time and this might actually raise the GDP and the Average Annual Income Per Capita and people might actually stop guzzling atorvastatin and go out jogging in the time they used to waste blogging and the Annual Mortality Rate From Coronary Arterial Disease might hit rock bottom and my uncle who's a cardiologist might go out of business and the SENSEX might make Dow Jones look midgety and....erm...next time I start off, pinch me, ok?
But, why block blogs? National Security? I know!! Hey you guys didn't know that I have plans for India's first ICBM-capable nuclear submarine that's going to knock the US Marines out of business!!
Provocative?
Will they bundle me offline for that? Or at least off blogspot?
Pah! I never wanted to blog anyway.

1 Counterpleonasms:

At 7:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but, on the other hand, they might sprain their ankles, or tear some ligaments, which would make you (in case you become an ortho) very rich!!!

 

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