Saturday, November 25, 2006

THESE IDIOTS DON'T GIVE UP !!!!

Omega Lottery


Nov 22


FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear: Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 22/11/2006, of winners of the Global Mega Lottery South Africa/International Program, held on 30th/09/ 2006 as part of our promotional draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and NewZealand as part of our electronic business Promotions Program. You qualified for the draw as a result of you visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 100-309-7482, with serial number 513-10 drew the luckynumbers 2,9,22,23,24,30, +5 and consequently won in the Second Category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,950,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$13,650,000.00 shared among the Seven international winners in the Second category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with the Global Mega Lottery Finance and Company insured in your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this sectrely from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year (2006) high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery.

To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent immediately. MR. Richard Baloyi Foreign Service Manager, Universal Building, 132 - 133 Park Hurst Balfour - Unite 1440 Johannesburg, Gauteng 2001 South Africa.

TEL: 27-7-3032-1594

FAX: 27-11-507 518

Responding Email Address: raloyilottoza1@yahoo.co.uk OR

rbaloyilottoza001@yahoo.co.uk

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later than 20th- 12- 2006. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided below in every one of your correspondences with your claims agent. REFERENCE NUMBER: FLS-ZR39-825P-4, BATCH NUMBER: 74-263-BBN.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

The Promotional Manager

Global Mega Lottery Pty Ltd

Universal Buildiing, 132 - 133 Park Hurst Balfour - Unite 1440 Johannesburg, Gauteng 2001 N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail box. Contact your claims agent through his email contact above.





Dear purpleshunshinethings,

I know spam is supposed to be trashbinned and forgotten, but this lot is ridiculous.

And I'm trying to raise consciousness against this effing crap here!!

But you know, some mornings I just wake up and dream that all this wasn't fraudulent dogpoop. Who doesn't want to be a multibillionaire?

But I wonder why all this seems to come from the dark continent. South Africa, Nigeria... Don't the boys have decent jobs there? Or, don't tell me, this is too easy money? Are all Americans stupid? Should I change my gmail location to Tanzania? Maybe they'll give me a break, think I'm just some Masai yokel or a long lost drug-dealing brother...

Bewildered,

viatormagnus.

5 Counterpleonasms:

At 10:36 AM, Blogger the [R]etard said...

wow! i can just imagine you in violently bright tribal african robes... on some kind of strange tribal ritualistic high... trying to spread money... or was it consciousness

damn...i confused myself

well, i'll tell you what. i'll let you use my lines (though you still have to tell me where and how) and if and when you actually come across a non fraudulent message and you win pots n pots of money we could split it and have lots of a fun.

what say?

sleepy

Shunshine

 
At 1:02 AM, Blogger Viator Magnus said...

no!! you can't have ANY of it! it's mine! MINE!!

ha! HA haha! Ha haha! HA haha haha!

thanks for the authorisation, though.

 
At 2:39 AM, Blogger the [R]etard said...

FINE MAN!

BE MEAN!

*sniffles*

you havent told me where and how you're using my lines yet, so technically you dont have *authorisation*
(read the fine print/ things written in brackets)

 
At 4:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

magnus: its all true. I got a gazillion dollars after I gave my bank account number to a brilliant scientist who was looking for radioactive elements in camel poop.
so, I advise you strongly to give all your bank account numbers to every random freak who asks for it online....

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ahem, er, *checks to see if anyone saw him*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
At 6:28 AM, Blogger the [R]etard said...

where didja disappear to?

 

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